cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

How … do you forgive yourself for the things you couldn’t become?
  Dropletstheprophetlemonade (via houtarouh)

meloetta:

bruh-chan…

dogejade:

femaletitan:

hfNCUKkkkkK HEGLPP I CAN TBRETHAE PROBPETLY GFUJCKING SHSHIT

annie is just “thIS DIDNT HAPPEN IN THE FUCKING SCRIPT”

dogejade:

femaletitan:

hfNCUKkkkkK HEGLPP I CAN TBRETHAE PROBPETLY GFUJCKING SHSHIT

annie is just “thIS DIDNT HAPPEN IN THE FUCKING SCRIPT”

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

cyrilelijah:

please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut